C'mon Adam Sandler gimmick poster. The VD Club needs you.

C'mon Adam Sandler gimmick poster. The VD Club needs you.

"CND? CND? We're not going on after Chas 'n' Dave!"

"CND? CND? We're not going on after Chas 'n' Dave!"

Patrick Marber and his curmudgeonly Cornish face.

Patrick Marber and his curmudgeonly Cornish face.

For some reason 'Shitbeard' always amuses me.

For some reason 'Shitbeard' always amuses me.

Half Man Half Biscuit are my own personal favourites:

Half Man Half Biscuit are my own personal favourites:

Yeah, I'm glad to have been proven wrong. That was a good afternoon/evening of football, all in all.

Yeah, I'm glad to have been proven wrong. That was a good afternoon/evening of football, all in all.

Well, it was fairly logical. The b-side to Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) is one of the finest slabs of sludge* committed to vinyl. Once you know that fact, the joke writes itself.

Well, it was fairly logical. The b-side to Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) is one of the finest slabs of sludge* committed to vinyl. Once you know that fact, the joke writes itself.

This is my favourite mysterious 'This comment was flagged for review'/follow-up comment combination yet. I can but dream of what was once there.

This is my favourite mysterious 'This comment was flagged for review'/follow-up comment combination yet. I can but dream of what was once there.

THRILL! as Greece knock about their 29th consecutive pass on the edge of their own area. GASP! as Poland call upon all their pluck and determination, only to find that's not enough. BEG! for Wojciech Szczesny to do something, anything crazy that'll liven the game up.

THRILL! as Greece knock about their 29th consecutive pass on the edge of their own area. GASP! as Poland call upon all their pluck and determination, only to find that's not enough. BEG! for Wojciech Szczesny to do something, anything crazy that'll liven the game up.

Seriously, it's ridiculous how many reasons there are for us (England) to not get our hopes up. Three first team players injured. Wayne Rooney suspended. The impressively shit trifecta of Downing, Henderson and Carroll. If Andy Carroll can make it onto the pitch without tripping over his own feet then that'll be an…

Seriously, it's ridiculous how many reasons there are for us (England) to not get our hopes up. Three first team players injured. Wayne Rooney suspended. The impressively shit trifecta of Downing, Henderson and Carroll. If Andy Carroll can make it onto the pitch without tripping over his own feet then that'll be an…