The porno version.

I'm gonna guess at least 40% of this is astonishingly gratuitous sex scenes, or is that just cus I saw Summer of Sam recently?

Watched my first Von Trier the other day and it was Antichrist. I watched it with my father. In hindsight, I should have known it would be uncomfortable, but he liked it anyway.

Finally, a dating site I can get behind!

Yeah, he definitely comes across as left-wing himself. I just get the feeling that he's hoovered up a lot of Jim Davidson's audience.

I used to live with a super right-wing conservative guy who referred to the working class as scum and would frequently talk about how he was considering voting BNP. He also claimed to treat Frankie Boyle's stand-up as a manifesto. Obviously, more traditional conservatives would be offended but most young conservative…

From a purely selfish standpoint, I'd rather Scotland stayed part of the UK, because the Conservatives get almost zero votes there. I live in the East Midlands/North of England sort of area, and it's not just a stereotype from kitchen sink dramas, the Tories really do shaft the (conveniently primarily working class)…

FETAL PLAN
LISA KILLS BABIES

I hope tonight's game contains as many comical kicks up the arse as last night's.

Has it become fashionable? Almost any time I've told people I don't like Ricky Gervais they've acted like he's some sacred cow.

Yes, because passive-aggressive begging for attention is a sure sign that you don't care what other people think.

I've seen this in the shops here in Britain, and they rename it Big Fat Important Movie. I really don't know why they'd even bother to release it here; it's not even like it's a film that could appeal to British conservatives because the entire message seems to be 'America is a better country than other countries'…

Like all British people, my politics are entirely based on my resentment of those from different social classes to me. In short, I don't care who wins so long as it isn't the Conservatives, goddamned posh kids.

You know something? He did say well a lot…

Up there is the first ever live interview with an alien, which viewers in Scotland never got to see because they were watching a Paul Coia quiz show about hills.

I'm glad Dating_site_agelessdate.com2 liked Dating_site agelessdate.com1's post. I have a feeling those two could really hit it off.

"Are you still scared of clowns?"
"…Yeah…"

Sometimes I wish he was a pretty girl.

Only watched Seinfeld (the whole of it) for the first time last year; I knew the Finale wasn't well-regarded, mostly because it was a glorified clip show, but in the end the clip-showish aspects, and the parade of returning characters was what I enjoyed most. Kinda self-congratulatory, but deserved. Most of the rest…

Siiiiiimsageddon is fast approaching.