Yeah but it's all fake.

Why do they keep letting Dennis Leary act? That man is, like, the original Boston Bomber.

I'm pretty sure he was referencing l'Etranger with that song. Or else he's racist. I don't care either way; I still like his music.

To be fair, engineering students are hilarious drunks.

Salt Lake City: Phoenix's Reno!

Of course it is. Little girls are adorable. AV Club commenters are disgusting sacks of fat and self-loathing hiding behind a veneer of post-hipster nihilism.

Hey, a handy-jay is a handy-jay, man. Just so long as nobody expects reciprocation, it's cool. That's my girlfriend's rule, at least. God, my fingers are sore.

I am offended. I don't know at what, yet, but I am offended nonetheless.

The Joker's grammar is shit, man.

Robot Chicken had its moments early on. I was fond of the Charlie Brown-slasher film parody. But yeah, it ran out of material fast.

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I've met a few that do. Mostly Toulouse-Lautrec paintings, to be fair.

I had the biggest crush on Rachel Maddow when she used to sub for Keith Olbermann. Then she got her own show and turned gay. Thanks a lot, Obama.

It's because someone let Hollywood think they were making art… Yeah, I'm looking at you, 1970s academics. Times were so much better in the Barton Fink days. As Gore Vidal was fond of pointing out, most of those movies that critics wet their panties over from the golden age of Hollywood were written by people who just…

And a degree of homo-eroticism and objectification of the male body which makes me understand where women are coming from when they complain about female superheroes dressing like prostitutes.

Watch out for bears!

9/11 was an inside job! Obama was born in Africa and raised in a Madrasa! George W. Bush's grandfather was a Nazi sympathizer who attempted to overthrow the US government and establish a fascist dictatorship! One of those things is actually true!

Michael Keaton IS Batman. And Betelgeuse. He can be two things.

Mmm, unkempt Jessica Chastain…

Firing squad? How 20th century. The revolution will not execute our enemies. We instead shall take the humane route of surgically removing the parts of their brains that process pleasure and then forcing the capitalist pigs to live out the rest of their lives in a sweatshop making random garbage which is then…