By "hack the photos," do you mean introduce a payload that executes when the photos are loaded on a browser, installing reams of malware?

As a legit mentally ill person (with psychotic episodes and everything), I'd like to state that I don't care and anyone claiming to speak for me as an "advocate" can go fuck himself.

I'm pretty sure most Middle-Easterners/ Arabs just count as white. Ralph Nader? White. Shakira? Blond, Colombian, Lebanese, AND white. (She is literally the most inter-sectional human being on planet earth.) Dick Dale, F. Murray Abraham, Shannon Elizabeth, Jamie Farr, Kasey Kasem—those are just the ones I culled from…

Notice he says coal INDUSTRY and not coal WORKERS. Telling, that.

They should have given him the Daily Show instead of that obnoxious South African who's as informed about US politics as a teenager.

I can see bashing Lena Dunham, since she is a horrible, horrible human being, but Leslie Jones is a national treasure, dammit!

Shame this isn't better. While I dislike Ice Cube (who's tough guy act stretched credulity even in the NWA days due to his being short and fat and has only gotten sadder since), Charlie Day is exceptionally talented, but Hollywood doesn't seem to know what to do with him. I mean, he played the straight man in Horrible…

Civility is overrated. A proper discussion should feature at least seven racially and sexually insensitive terms and—at the very least—sixteen variations of the words "fuck," "shit," or "cock-eating suck monster." Honky shitballs.

If he had just committed statutory "rape," I probably wouldn't care about Roman Polanski going free and avoiding justice, but he drugged and forcibly raped a thirteen year-old girl. And the way other rich people defend him just so perfectly sums up the degree of privilege these people have. If their maid stole a ham…

I mean, it's not like rice noodles are an obscure foodstuff, though I suppose they would be in areas without a significant Asian population. (I wouldn't know since I usually shop at Asian markets—I ain't paying Ralph's $5 for a Japanese eggplant!)

I totally respect that, though. It's a baller move, like labeling water sugar free or bragging that your produce is all natural.

I remember being tested for Celiac years before 99% of the population had heard of it and being scared shitless I wouldn't be able to eat wheat anymore. Turned out I just had colon cancer, so I dodged that bullet.
(Edit: Responded to the wrong person, but fuck it. C'est la vie, whatever. I'm not embarrassed or…

I prefer plain old yellow summer squash myself. A zucchini is like a poor man's cucumber.

I can't say why, exactly, but the idea of someone bashing carrot cake makes me irrationally upset. I mean, taste is subjective and yadda yadda, but carrot cake is fucking delicious, and you can go to hell. You go to hell and you die. Also: it's cream cheese frosting, and it is not greasy.

I'm guessing the building includes the land it's built on? It's probably a steal at that price.

Stockings without a garter belt are just wrong. With a garter belt? They make even Tim Curry look sexy.

Redheads are like my kryptonite. Them and bullets.

What the hell is this "paper" thing? You mean what people used to wipe their butts with before we had bidets?

Fucking Stealth Rock, why is that still a thing?

Wasn't that the plot of Henry James's first novel?