Captain Einstein! The genius son of secular Jewish parents who, having been educated in Catholic school, decided to use his gift for physics to develop an Iron Man suit because whatever.

Because princesses are terrible fucking role models. They're medieval versions of Paris Hilton. Why would you want your kid looking up to that?

I dressed my kid up as Oracle. It worked great since she's already in a wheelchair. And people say drunk drivers can't make good parents.

Tried it. Doesn't work. Most of them just develop PTSD and spend most of their lives institutionalized. Fucking pussies.

Wasn't Yasser Arafat's wife a blonde?

What a boring way of engaging with "art."

The Black Panthers actually had a number of white members, and a white woman actually ran the organization for awhile. Of course, they're based on socialist ideology, so the whole universal brotherhood thing is rather central to their ideological underpinning. Nation of Islam, though: those racists killed Malcolm X.…

Why do academics keep making up words? I mean, why would one even use the word "queer" to describe another person? It literally is calling one weird. At least "gay" implies that they're happy, and who wouldn't be, getting to date beautiful men with hairless bodies and boyish young faces, sweat glistening off their…

Wait, Isabel Archer wasn't a black woman? But she was so sassy…

Anyone who wasn't using an Amiga in the early nineties is a communist and a traitor. There, I said it.

What a man does in the privacy of his bedroom with his cousin and a toaster is between him and God!

LEGALIZE IT!

Jesus Me, goths aren't what they used to be. In my day, if you wore black with workboots and listened to the Cure, you were goth. Maybe you wore a little makeup, but it was mostly about the love of depressing 80s music and the color black.

Stop mentioning Splatoon. I can't justify the expense right now, so I'm waiting either for it to go on sale or me to get a job, whichever comes first. Probably the former, because I spend all my time browsing the internet and complaining on message boards.

I can't get high on most stimulants at all. They just give me a stomach ache. Only stimulant I've ever gotten high from is coffee. On the other hand, Adderall is great for a pick me up, but I wouldn't compare it to a real recreational drug. It's more of a utility drug like Xanax or Benedryl.

The hell did I just watch?

Getting drunk and listening to A Tribute to Jack Johnson is one of my favorite past times. So Jazz is okay in my book so long as its got soul and groove. Otherwise it's just atonal noise for Japanese people.

That kind of makes her performance brilliant, really. She should have won some kind of award for TV people… some kind of Oscar but for television actors instead of film actors. Oh that's right, a Kid's Choice Award. She should have gotten one of those. And slimed. Everybody should be slimed always.

It sounds like they just didn't click with her. That's not really an insult. I've known perfectly nice people who I didn't work well with. That's life. Grow up, internet.

I've had some pretty shitty hallucinations in my life. Mostly aural, thankfully. I've never had delusions, either, but for some reason, it's scarier when you know it's not real. What's worse is that they were caused by anti-psychotics (Abilify). Talk about irony.