That was me, and I was speaking of Arizona, not Australia.

I believe you are correct. From what I've heard, almonds had to be domesticated before they were edible. Most food we eat is heavily domesticated, anyway. A true paleo diet would consist of weeds, various barely edible tubers, and game—the kind that's gamier than a fat man's ball sack. Yum?

If you really want to be healthy, you should stick to a Vegan-Paleo-Gluten Free-Organic-non GMO-raw food-Frutarian diet. Basically, you can eat lichen. But only the plant part. The fungi part causes obesity and cancer in lab rats.

I'll have to go and see this tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow…

I've been in therapy since the mid 90s, too, and I didn't get billions out of my shitty childhood. So good for the Olsen quadruplets.

I find flat-chested women very attractive, actually. Sternum bones I can take or leave.

It's as if T.S. Eliot himself were trying to make you queasy.

Actually, it varies by sect. Catholics do penance, for instance. And the Reformed tradition tends to emphasize predestination—which basically means that if you're the kind of person who'd molest kids, you're probably not of the Elect and are going to Hell. The "say you're sorry and you go to Heaven" Christians are…

Not this Jesus. I'm a Calvinist, and you're all going to Hell. Heaven is just me and a bunch of bitches named Mary.

I thought the script was a little loose, but then, it seems that was a rather purposeful choice. As for the animation, I'm on the loving it side. Cut-outs have been around since Matisse, and I love seeing animators have fun with them, especially since most people probably associate the style with South Park or Monty…

Hey, whoring is honest work. Don't ever compare it to doctoring or being a senator.

I think that sometimes people victimize other people without actually intending to. I can totally imagine a very dark episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry accidentally rapes someone. Especially if alcohol or drugs are involved. Sometimes there are no villains and everyone is a victim. Cosby, though: that…

THERE IS NO GOD!

So what? If a man wants to party with a transwoman, it's not hurting anyone. As long as its consensual. That might have been Cosby's problem with it, now that I think about it.

They're all monsters, all of humanity. They could have chosen honest lives, to work for a good day's pay, but no, they chose to be communists, whores, and politicians. Soon, a hard rain will fall and sweep out all the filth and degeneracy in this dying world, and what will all those smooth-talking intellectuals say…

I am so sick of people misusing accusations of straw man arguments. It is NOT a straw man if it is an unspoken premise underlying the argument in question or if it is an absurdity that must inevitably result from the argument being true. In this case, for one woman (out of the billions on the planet) allegedly lying…

It's funnier to violently thrash them, as in Billy Madison. Although that MIA music video with the gingers getting executed was pretty hilarious, too. It's like Happy Tree Friends: the more adorable something is, the funnier it is to level cartoonish violence against it.

Ah, poor blaster. Wasn't he Max's cousin or something from the first film?

To be fair to Max, he gave the dude more than enough time to get free. There's no justification for Toecutter to be holding a grudge in that case.

Anything from Fallout 3 didn't happen. That game does not exist. Neither does Brotherhood of Steel.