An "electronic Grateful Dead" should pretty much speak for itself in terms of terribleness. It unites those two "beloved" groups, hippies and club kids, in an orgy of LSD and Ecstasy. Add in some aging hipsters, and you have the perfect storm of awful music audiences.

I believe I liked girls pretty alright before the age of 10. Maybe I was an early bloomer, but if i was going to kiss someone, it sure as hell wasn't going to be a boy.

Not to mention that teaching girls to look up to people who don't do anything but mindlessly consume money confiscated from the working class based on nothing more than a family name is… a brilliant move on Disney's part. Seriously, princesses are the ultimate consumers, so bravo, Disney. You're securing your economic…

What's amazing is that he does both parts.

And Obsidian had a hell of a track record for making great games, not to mention that there is always a dearth of well-written, party-based RPGs. There is an absolutely massive number of Castlevania knock-offs these days, not to mention the original series (which is sure to get a ton of sequels on the 3ds alone). The…

Come on guys! There is no high art or low art. Interpretive dancing is just as much a legitimate art form worthy of our respect as armpit orchestras, enema paintings, or religious-figures-soaked-in-piss photography. I mean if we can all accept that Banksy is the greatest artist ever for whatever it is he does…

No, Animal Collective are bad. The White Stripes are just okay.

CNN: But what are they saying on twitter?

Ah, the ill-fitting silk shirt: the mainstay of the late-80s and early-90s comic. That and magic. And props.

It's Viacom. You'll get a summons in the mail.

Umm, I'm not the biggest fan of US foreign policy, but maybe if you're going to mention Dresden, you should also mention some of the shit that was going down with the NAZIS as well. Just saying…

Completely different thing, that. For one, hipsters still pretend to like Arcade Fire's particular brand of unlistenable garbage.

I like that they're all wearing black, so we know how badass they are. The only way those guys could look cooler was if each had a tattoo across his forehead that said Damaged.

They do bad things, but they were damaged—probably in their childhoods—so it's okay!

Alternative conclusion: You choose your opinions based upon the depth of your bank account. Most Jews I know are on the smarter side of the spectrum, and so they tend to be somewhat class conscious. Most Christians I know? Well, I suppose Baptists would have to learn to read period before they could read Marx. (As…

Most of the text you're quoting me applies to legal proceedings, not simply any old complaint. If he were testifying in a suit against his employers or filing a legal complaint, then yes, by all means, he'd have been discriminated against. That's not what happened here, though. He complained to HR. If that complaint…

My father was always obsessed with video games, so I grew up with a healthy collection of awesomeness. We had a bunch of old Game & Watches, too, but like so many good things, they disappeared over the years. Oh well, I still have my original carts of E.V.O and Shantae, which gives all the nerd cred I need. I've also…

Slider for the Gamegear was ridiculously addictive, but most people today seem to have no idea what I'm talking about when I mention it. Also, Biomotor Unitron and Crush Roller, but those were Neo Geo Pocket games, so I always assumed that only I played them. (A shame that system never took off: Sonic Pocket Adventure…

And Wii Sports gave me training for my glamorous life of vigorous masturbation. Just kidding, I'd been an expert at that long before 2006.

I totally read your comment in Gene's voice, @etpietro:disqus, and it was awesome.