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I've finally caught up with this season.  Last episode's bit about Broadway Joe aroused a long buried memory.  My very first job as a young production assistant was on a musical commercial for Joe Namath's Arrow shirts Signature Collection.  A musical.  When they realized Namath couldn't carry a tune it evolved into

A garden gnome.  That's what Richard looks like.  Okay… now I can go back to reading the recap.  (Now I feel silly for thinking he looked like an old man's penis.)

ABRA.  Anybody But Roxxxxxxy Andrews.  Roxxxy the toxxxic.  Roxxxy who attacked RuPaul's career with her criticism of comedy.  "Making fun of drag" indeed.  Does she think this is the Vatican?

I just started following Drag Race and some of the queens on Twitter.  Last night there was a lot of Roxxxy love.  I got the feeling she has a lot more fans than the others.  Please tell me I got that wrong.  Based on this site alone I've been assuming everyone else sees what I see: a pretty face with an ugly soul.

I'm still astounded by the "Luck" theory.  Does she thing these competitions drop from the sky.  Look at Rupaul… a glam diva with great comic timing and singing chops.  Not to mention a vast knowledge of cultural history.  Why WOULDN'T Ru be looking for a well-rounded queen?

See I don't think Project Runway should be about who makes the most wearable clothes.  I can find wearable clothes.  The stores are full of them.  I can even find beautiful wearable clothes.  And very well made.

If they plan to bring Jimmy back then I hope they send him off to spend a year at the Actor's Studio or Steppenwolfe.  With a cast full of such depth of talent there's no excuse for a lightweight like Justin Chatwin.

I know!  They all should have defended Jinkx because they all know what a cranky jealous bitch Coco is.

Whoa… obese?  Lena Dunham may have some flab, but she's not obese.  Before you throw that word around you should look at those charts that give the appropriate body weight for age and height.  Then you should look at photos of people who are dangerously obese.

Was Coco being dishonest or just clueless when she said she was told not to be funny, but to be sweet and feminine in her perfume branding?  I'm certain nobody told her anything of the sort.  Imagine Drag Race telling someone not to be witty, clever, or campy!  I suspect that she just wanted to stay within her comfort

No way can they run out of appropriate drag queens.  They only need, what, a dozen per season.  Any decent sized city should be able to supply them.  Especially given the variety they've been casting.  A few boring ones, a few pageant girls, a big girl or two, and a few truly talented stars.

Thank you Lena Dunham for your unabashed nudity.  Whenever I hear a complaint about it I wonder if the complainant would feel the same way if she were of a different body type.  Just because only 2 kinds of women are ever shown  - the silicone inflated playmate or the anexoric model - doesn't mean that we have to

Hannah's self-imposed isolation during her depressive episode?  Spot on.  People who haven't experienced it just cannot understand.  As idiotking points out, sadness is not at all the same thing.

I don't care how long it is if he knows how to use it.

Early childhood specialists - educators and psychologists - emphasize teaching children to identify their full range of emotions.  Shamar and Brandon were clearly lacking those lessons.  They don't recognize nuance.  Emotions consume them, becoming their entire reality.  Tonight we saw Shamar exhibit both sides of the

You're only the cool lunch table that everybody wants to sit at if everybody wants to sit at it.

Big letters, small penis.

Players on Survivor & Big Brother should have learned a few basic rules after watching a season of either show.  You're not there to have fun or be comfortable, you're there to win a shitload of money.  If good strategy involves putting up with a loud or lazy tribe member, so be it.  You're not choosing a life

There's always an obnoxious white guy as well.  But there are enough other white guys to average it out.  If you've never known a white guy you come away thinking they're more or less okay, comme ci comme ca.  Being the sole obnoxious black guy on a tribe is unfortunate, since he has to stand in for an entire race.

Um, I was told there would be no math.