What if Logan is one of these lifelike robots?

Littlefinger died on the way back to his home planet.

I would prefer new product from XTC.

I'll keep an eye out for this one.

Tractors! Turnips! Buttocks!

Maybe I'm mistaken, but are we sure that was Winterfell? I thought I heard Sansa say "Moat Caelin."

The best Rock sketch of all time involves him as Bigfoot singing with Neil Diamond, played by Will Farrell.

"I thought you said he was sleeping with the fishes."

"Death Piano: The Piano That Eats People"

Hocus Pocus, by Focus.

XTC - Mayor of Simpleton

"Just look at Palin as the Silly Party candidate, and try not to die."
You can insert the word "Republican" in there, and the sentence takes a different meaning.

"…a horrible school production of Seven Brides For Seven Brothers with four brothers and two bridges" 
Actually, I like the sound of that.  Are they foot bridges?

As long as I have my Pingu I am all set.

I'll miss this show more than the Office

Ray's version is the superior one.

MYSTERIOUS WHISPERS!!
MYSTERIOUS WHISPERS!!
MYSTERIOUS WHISPERS!!
MYSTERIOUS WHISPERS!!

Piss Kidney.

A former girlfriend confided to me she thought about stabbing me in my sleep.  She was not on any prescription drugs, so durned if ya do, durned if ya don'.

You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers in the neighborhood? He's a funny  kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his tenth birthday,
all he wanted was a Burrow Owl. Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a
burrow owl. I'll never ask for anything else as…