It's not easy bein' gree-BWOOOMP bit dit doot DOW OM UH OH ee ee ee OOURGH ba leet DOO doo doo BWAAARGH bit deedle doodle WOMP!

Stoner's Delight is every Ben & Jerry's flavor.

Stoner's Delight is every Ben & Jerry's flavor.

And their collaboration with Courtney Love: Corn Hole.

And their collaboration with Courtney Love: Corn Hole.

And their collaboration with Jonathan Davis: The Korn Sisturz

And their collaboration with Jonathan Davis: The Korn Sisturz

No mention of The Corn Sisters?  My Neko Case-related alt-country knowledge is superior to your Neko Case-related alt-country knowledge.

No mention of The Corn Sisters?  My Neko Case-related alt-country knowledge is superior to your Neko Case-related alt-country knowledge.

Actually it was (in southern Lisa Simpson voice), "When can I get a diaphragm?"

Actually it was (in southern Lisa Simpson voice), "When can I get a diaphragm?"

Stay away from my k-hole with that knife, Oh. That Knife.

Stay away from my k-hole with that knife, Oh. That Knife.

Next thing you know, she'll be challenging Sarah Jessica Parker for the Triple Crown*!

Next thing you know, she'll be challenging Sarah Jessica Parker for the Triple Crown*!

Chernobyl Diaries 2: Chernobyl Harder

Chernobyl Diaries 2: Chernobyl Harder

I love the smell of imploding buildings in the morning…  Smelled like… vict'ry.

I love the smell of imploding buildings in the morning…  Smelled like… vict'ry.

What did you put in your cereal anno… Domini?