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Get to the ass nipples.  What's that about?

Get to the ass nipples.  What's that about?

I have been to Winnie, TX.  Chances are, the fine folks down at Nutty Jerry's are illiterate.  Southeast Texas is not somewhere I would recommend visiting for any reason ever, unless you love humidity, rednecks, racism, and mosquitoes the size of helicopters.  If you actually like all of those things, please feel free…

I have been to Winnie, TX.  Chances are, the fine folks down at Nutty Jerry's are illiterate.  Southeast Texas is not somewhere I would recommend visiting for any reason ever, unless you love humidity, rednecks, racism, and mosquitoes the size of helicopters.  If you actually like all of those things, please feel free…

Grammer, sweetheart.  It's spelled G-R-A-M-M-E-R.  Suprised you didn't know that.

Grammer, sweetheart.  It's spelled G-R-A-M-M-E-R.  Suprised you didn't know that.

Okay, no worries.  I was just very confused by your statement, but with your clarification, you are certainly right.  Most people would probably stare at you blank-eyed when you mentioned Buck Owens's name, but mention "Hee-Haw," and they'll perk right up.  But then again, most people are idiots.

Okay, no worries.  I was just very confused by your statement, but with your clarification, you are certainly right.  Most people would probably stare at you blank-eyed when you mentioned Buck Owens's name, but mention "Hee-Haw," and they'll perk right up.  But then again, most people are idiots.

Just curious, Play that fiddle you, but who gets more credit than Buck Owens for the Bakersfield Sound besides Merle Haggard?  He and Haggard are the Bakersfield Sound, and I've never heard anyone say differently.  Are you saying that Haggard received too much credit and Owens not enough?

Just curious, Play that fiddle you, but who gets more credit than Buck Owens for the Bakersfield Sound besides Merle Haggard?  He and Haggard are the Bakersfield Sound, and I've never heard anyone say differently.  Are you saying that Haggard received too much credit and Owens not enough?

Huge fail, Dr. Wally.  Go study up a bit more on country music and get back to us.

Huge fail, Dr. Wally.  Go study up a bit more on country music and get back to us.

BOINK!

BOINK!

Agreed.  Those dresses scream "Hey, men!  This is what I will look like when I'm super pregnant, so make sure not to have sex with me!"

Agreed.  Those dresses scream "Hey, men!  This is what I will look like when I'm super pregnant, so make sure not to have sex with me!"

**Record scratch noise, immediately followed by cue up of "Kiss Me" by Sixpence None The Richer**

**Record scratch noise, immediately followed by cue up of "Kiss Me" by Sixpence None The Richer**

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