What did you put in your cereal anno… Domini?

Absolutely correct.  I'm sure over half of my comments on this site are telling people how excellent this band is, so here's one more for the pile.  In terms of angry music, I always play "Hopeless" from this album.  It's probably the greatest and most joyous kiss-off song of all time, and it's perfect for an…

First they came for the communists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist.

Wait, what?  Hot Hot Heat rips off The Doors?  Why?  Because they employ an organ?

We even had hazing, but it was more like what the girls went through in the parking lot of the former Americana movie theater (in continuing with the same appreciation for fine story craft as the place where I saw Top Gun, it is now a public library branch).  The hazing mostly involved covering the freshmen in…

So here's my cool story, bro.  I was born and raised, and more importantly went to high school, in Austin, where this movie was filmed.  Wiley went to my school and was one grade above me.  I can verify that he was not a baseball player, which accounts for his terrible pitching motion.  Other than that, he was a good…

The Wrens are awesome, probably my favorite band.  And yes, they are great live.  I've seen them three times, and the last time they pulled me and a bunch of others onstage to sing with them.  I still have the drumstick they gave me.

Holy crap! The "Gordon Winslow" referenced in the "Santa Claus Is A Black Man" piece is my blog-mate. I write for that blog as "Jason Austinite" (although I have been on a hiatus for several months). My oh my, what to do with this newfound fame?

The reboot should be helmed by Parker/Stone and starring the Matt Damon puppet from "Team America". Make it happen, Hollywood!

The two lovers were later mauled by a bear.

TWfS, you must check out The Wrens. Hailing from Jersey, they've been together for 20 years and released just three albums. The second, Secaucus, was one of the best indie rock albums of 1996, and the third, The Meadowlands, is by far my favorite album of 2003. At the rate they are going, we may get another album…

I would like to second the praise for TWfS's list. You and I have remarkably similar taste in music, sir.

I suppose that first one above could also be the headline for Megan Fox's first scat film. Directed by Michael Bay!

When the show becomes a big hit (which won't really be happening):

I had sex with him.