Alright, Cormac McCarthy, now it's your turn.

It's not really surprising. I'd honestly be intrigued if Rolling Stone didn't put a Dylan/Springsteen/U2 album as #1.

…and then its revealed Stephen King wrote all his dialogue.

In Mad Men's defense, it does air on the same network as Smalltown Security and that fucking Kevin Smith show.

Nice beard, hippie.

Which is why everyone here is a huge John Glenn fan.

I'm pretty much the same way. It doesn't help that I'm constantly around the 500 mark.

As much as I love and appreciate the auteur theory, I also love the fact that Sidney Lumet was able to adopt so many styles based solely on what worked best for the movie.

I think I read somewhere that Inarritu and Arriaga had a falling out after Babel because Inarritu said somewhere that basically screenwriters had no influence on the filmmaking process.

Seriously though, Fail-Safe is woefully underrated.

Well, Louis CK at least.

God bless you, Pedro Almodovar.

Well, at least it's not Joel McHale.

I, for one, welcome our new zombie-conquistador overlords.

I remember them being massive douchebags in the movie as well.

SPOILER: Brick killed a guy.

One was an unprecedented exploration of the employment of justice in an unjust society, while examining the inner turmoil of man's struggle to choose to commit either good or evil.

This just in: Subscribers' complaints of plot holes in the new issue go up about 60%

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

'Le leakage d'anal.' Boom, fixed it.