hey comics nerds! I just bought Marvel unlimited so I could read The Runaways, which I loved from the beggining up until Whedon's arc was over, my favorite being the one where Molly got stuck in the sewer with the other orphans and an evil slave driver type dude. What should I read now that I have finished that? I…

Oh my goodness book people will be even worse if we have have to lower ourselves to slosh around in the filth pit of people who don't know what's going to happen.

ROY COHN DAMMIT

NEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSS

That's quite the power. I don't think Obama can write a parking ticket. He'd probably have to call a guy that has to call 3 or 4 other guys before a ticket gets put on that car, and it's probably gone by then.

How does a… what would… are robot socks made out of tin foil or something?

Sold.

He was solid while attending various world cup events, and I enjoy that he is now officially a former member of the Chicago White Sox.

Dick was funny, but that was pre superstar Will Ferrell. Post-Superstar: The Movie Will Ferrell, but pre Old School-Anchorman rise to the top. You know what I mean.

Brett Favre goes back all the time! As far as I know, the artist Walter Anderson spent his whole life there! William Faulkner couldn't write for shit west of Hancock county!

They are definitely binge-drinkers.

I don't think its possible to molest an inanimate object. Fondle is the word I would use.

I read in article in the Atlantic that said Frats were in decline before Animal House, after which membership ticked right up. So I think you are probably right.

Throw some Sex and the City in there and we'll talk.

They accidentally stumble into one every once in a while.

I didn't know enough about Max Landis to hate him before I saw this, so it was just enjoyment for me! And also a slight "this is just drunk history" feeling, but I like drunk history so its cool.

Breasts come in a variety of shapes and sizes.

In no particular order, because how could you:
Satellite Skin
This Devil's Workday
March to the Sea
Doin' the Cockroach
Trailer Trash
Custom Concern
3rd Planet
Polar Opposites
Invisible
I Came as a Rat

Ugh, Oklahoma.

Humble Hamster, man, its right there.