Yeah, TLC has been "smark christmas" for a couple years now. Also, how did smark not make the glossary?

He writes way too many analogies about strippers for my taste.

That list is waaaaaaay more than 10 things, but is great to read nonetheless.

Hey man, don't run down Daunte like that. He made 3 pro bowls, and had 2 playoff appearances with the Vikings. 2004 was one of the top 10 seasons a quarterback ever produced, setting records at the time, but he had more than one good year. RGIII has never been as good as Daunte was, with his arms or legs.

"Josh Girard, former T.G.S. cast member. Then some movie work that didn't pan out. Then my agent dropped me. Then a web short. Where they made me do guy-guy stuff. Oh, God, forgive me.

I shout because I have had this thought for almost a decade now and the pent up rage just flowed out of me. Deal or no deal had podiums even for their light briefcases because no one can just hold something up for an hour without visibly struggling.

Kimiko-TAN. The pillow is female, you troglodyte.

Good.

PUT THE CASES ON PODIUMS THE MODELS STAND NEXT TO YOU MORONS YOU DON'T SCRAP A WHOLE SHOW WHEN YOU CAN ELEGANTLY FIX IT FOR LIKE A THOUSAND DOLLARS.

I miss Lexicon Devil and Tom Waits for Snowman.

Grandmother's cousin.

Who has a picture with their grandmother's cousin in their swanky elevator loft living room?

I saw him open for Aziz Ansari in like 2008. I didn't think he was very good, but maybe he just had an off night/was too green, because I've loved all his stand up and acting since then.

Burning jets of grease, huh? Were any of our people hurt?

It is layer upon layer of glorious nonsense, and I love it.

I like that that word salad ended up naming Jenna's actual mom when she showed up. Top marks for remembering your silly Barbara Walters joke named your character's mom 3 years ago.

Josh was absolutely hilarious whenever they gave him something to do. His funniest work was in season 4 when they were dropping his dead weight. I miss him, because the jokes about forgetting him were excellent. Then they did the same disappearing act with Jack "Danny" Baker, but I just preferred Josh.

I will second a vote of "They are all pretty good, but 4 and 6 are of notably lesser quality"

This is definitely my favorite Clickhole article:

It's ironic commentary on how shiity every GJI article is.