Stephen Malkmus hasn't once ever tried to make sense.

I think it was stirring tribute to our lord and saviour Jesus Christ. I think he would be very proud of Meth Lab Shenanigans, DickHolster, and HBO CEO of Tits.

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UP AND OOOOOOVER WEGO THEWAYYYYYYITSITSSOOOODOWN AND IDUNNO

UP AND OOOVER WE GO MOUTHS OPEN WIIIIIIIDE AND SPILLLING SO I WILL SPIT UNTIL I LEARN HOWTOSPEAK

UP AND OOOOVER WE GO THROUGH THE WAVE AND UUUUUUNDERTOE I WILL FLOAT UNTIL I LEARN HOW TO SWIIIIIIIIIM

IIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOUUUU JEEEEEEEZUUUUUUUUUUUS CUH-RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

Hear hear!

The squeak of her leather pants filled you with her eyebrows?

Pro teams are a lot less likely to have a "Fight" song. I can only speak of teams I'm REALLY familiar with, but The Chicago Bears do, and its pretty solid. The Blackhawks and White Sox sort of do, with songs recorded in the 50s and 60s that get played often at games, with "Her come the Hawks" and "Lets Go Go-Go White…

Took the words right out of my mouth. Like guys like Michael Vick and Richard Sherman are prototypes. Manning was the umpteenth awkward immobile white guy to do really good quarterbacking. Manning fits the prototype, but is not the prototype.

"A Commenters — Beloved gimmicks and Commie award nominees/winners. Having other commenters demand your presence in a thread is a plus."

Ugh, did he really? That asshole better not do that.

Not all men speak their mind, and it is noted for them as well when they do. I wouldn't read into it too much.

Amtrak TICKET.

It isn't alcohol though.

Maybe he's not familiar with it?

That Joe Louis segment was fantastic. Crews, Weird Al, and Heidecker all killed it.

Or Ramones

good choice. That or Havana Affair for me. But probably the former.