Don't ever feel bad for shitting on phil.

One of these days I'm gonna compile all of Todd's stories of childhood  and it will be  glorious. I find it hard even imagining what his life was like growing up, even after reading story after story from him.

please link to this for my enjoyment.

He's Oakheart, you guys.

Who the fuck is playing Aaron, the most important part of exodus if you were to film it, because Moses  was shitty at  public speaking and made Aaron do all the leaderin'?

With seven testicles!/ seven tesiticles!

The Tina moan is so damn versatile. For instance, almost every pick I made in my fantasy football draft was preceeded by a Tina Moan.

Yes.

I actually really enjoy Amy Schumer's show very much. except I did not enjoy one musical segment where the chorus was "you got them [x] titties/ put em in the air."

I'm just afraid I'll never find a contestant I like as much as Erik ever again.

Oh @avclub-ad8fd4291fac0d1d7dbfe8d4c83c467e:disqus , I think you already know there is no justice in the world.

Ciera, Hayden, Rupert and Rachel.

I'm a hell of poker player.

And he does.

The mascot will be Dale Torberg, reprising his role as the Demon.

WE FOUGHT A DAMN WAR OVER IMPRESSMENT. AND THE ARMING OF THE SAVAGE NATIVES. THEY BURNT THE WHITE HOUSE TO THE GROUND. WE NEED TO MAKE OUR KIDS LEARN ALL 4 VERSES OF THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER.

Sounds similar to the catholic school I attended.

It depends, @avclub-a74751295995aad6799bb16021522543:disqus . Are you stimulating the clitoris?

@avclub-7e1e22a62ee38a4a0fb3e0daf5be492e:disqus  I am sorry to tell you that your grandmother may have been an imbecile.

I've had just about enough of your Vassar bashing, young lady!