Don't be fatuous, @avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus

Please, An elementary school campus.

What I have found, in my experience, is that the key to dealing with zoning boards is bribery.

TOO SOON

NEVER FORGET

ROLL TIDE

@avclub-4ac745955b6899abd58190f970914e8a:disqus  It was either her or Emily Yoshida, I can't recall.

You know what else? Broadway.

Note to self: pitch show called Orphan is the New Black next pilot season. Think of plot and premise later.

It's probably about as hard as cheating on your significant other, I'd guess.

You just gotta open up a bit more at the AV Club mixers, Todd. You'll get to know them eventually.

Holy shit Showtime existed in the 80s? I had never heard of it until Queer as Folk and the L word. Why are my only memories of Showtime before dexter and weeds just the gay stuff?

Chicago hasn't had a gay mayor yet because the gays are notoriously hard to corrupt into the blackest of evil, like all Chicago politicians.

Aaron paul does say "Science, biatch!" which is close enough for me.

Your Grandpa voted for Alan Keyes? How embarrassing.

This brought joy to my heart, but a bittersweet joy, like the fond remberance of tit long ago abandoned, but at the time, its glory was unquestionable. Now it sags or belongs to a dead woman or something, but its still fun to think about that tit's days in the sun, and wistfully long for a return you know will never…

"I should have spent more time developing catchphrases instead of a carefully crafted, tit-based persona" - HBO CEO of Tits.

NEVER GONNA HAPPEN THERE WASN'T A TIT IN SIGHT

Its pretty much useless for real time discussion. I am going to happily jaunt over to SBN's Cage Side Seats to discuss tonights episode of WWE RAW, because their proprietary commenting platform is the tops.

That is advertisers preferred method of customer interaction, yes.