You can't rule Dorne from the fucking Dreadfort.

*SPOILERS*

Dunk and Egg! It's like Game of Thrones, but the good guys win!

I think Jim gets a reprieve because Michael either does not overhear him, or perhaps doesn't understand what Jim is saying. Or maybe just hears the "true essence of his charisma" line.

That is because you are a  man of wealth and taste.

I'd say that "Dwight's Speech," "E-mail Surveillance," and "The Carpet" is less than an A, and maybe "Dundies" and "The Fire" get some A minuses, but damn that is some consistent fucking great television none-the-less.

Halloween is probably my favorite episode of the entire series. A+ material for certain.

That ending shot of Halloween is my favorite moment in all of The Office.

I say this all. the. time.

No one gets royalties on back end deals in Hollywood, or so my accountants tell anyone who foolishly signed deals for net profits instead of gross.

I didn't get that til just now because I didn't know what the Shoah foundation was. But that is a joke I am terribly jealous of.

Oh man, at least for the first three seasons, the DVDs are so totally worth owning for the deleted scenes alone. They are better than the actual show in the case of season one, and are at worst essential viewing for the next 2 seasons, that one talking head is proof enough. Carell deserves a mountain of emmy's for his…

Maybe that's why you aren't on TV, champ.

That's enough about @avclub-ddf39be6eb089c51636d28ea68254f5c:disqus 's promiscuous inner child!

As it should be.

Even Surrogates?

the porno music that happens whenever tina and a zombie are present is my personal favorite. "oh yeah"

I sing this anytime I see anyone put anything to their lips.

"Doesn't play it for fun/ he's just hiding his gun"

The Flyin' Hawaiin David Kalaiki-Alii?