Didn't Blink-182 reunite to sold out arenas recently?

Its young kids who filled pixies shows. I went to a square as shit catholic school and the pixies reuniting was a hot topic in the hallways. I liked Weezer, and the pixies and pavement would always get name checked in Weezer reviews, so I bought their albums and became a fan. I took my little brother who I am 7 years…

I didn't know we had taquitos.

Yeah, this is some buzzfeed level bullshit. But yay! quote thread!

I'd recommend True Blood. Every episode has a cliffhanger and crazy shit happens all the time for no reason!

Fear boners are potent things.

No, Ned. For me. [drops Ned onto medieval equivalent of a satellite cradle, which i guess is onto the raven tower?]

There was a blacula there? They weren't even at one of the clubs, just a frame of reference set up to the jewish Dracula, Sidney Applebaum.

I would have gone with Christopher Columbine.

Phantom Space Man!

One of the funniest moments I've ever seen on a show is when assy is interrogating a suspect who he's shot in the knee, the guy says like "aaaaah i need a doctor!" then assy shoots his other knee and say "now you need two doctors." absolutely slayed me.

Are you two listening to yourselves? Did you see Lost?

Hang down your head, Tom Doolie.

I have found that in this business, very few people are made of stone.

Tommorrow Never Passes a Credit Check

I don't even know what to say to this.

I invite all of you complaining about monday programming to enjoy WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW on the USA Network! Characters Welcome!

Naturally.

I don't think I'm going to eat Meatman's meat any more…

Long Johns.