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I always thought it was Hear Our Roar but you appear to be correct. They can't all be Winter is Coming and Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken, but at least the Lannisters have a badass secondary words.

Take their tops where! TAKE THEIR TOPS WHERE!

The only major characters left to be cast are Dornishmen and additional Iron Islanders. Owen would make an OK Red Viper and Hugh Laurie can be Aeron Damphair or one of the other two Greyjoy dudes.

uh, if by "increase the size of her army" you mean "get followed by thousands of unarmed untrained useless mouths to feed" then yes.

We are simpatico in this, my friend.

I knew.

probably was a bit spoilery

Oh, Craster is absolutely Shawn Kemp.

Lol, she is pretty much the only person that doesn't know Loras is gay.

Also, as far as they are concerned, Bran and Rickon are dead, and when they win the war (which they intend to do) Robb's head is going up on a spike next to his daddy's. Jon's a night watchmen, and so is Benjen (If he isn't an ice zombie already), making Sansa the heir of winterfell. She comes with a whole kingdom as

I would gladly read this Inventory.

"As High as Honor" is pretty weak sauce as well.

I can confirm this.

He was totally a Mormont. You are thinking of Roderick Cassel, the braid sideburn beard guy. Jory, Jeor, Jorah. they got a whole naming thing going on out on bearclaw island or where ever.

I do not. every one in Hollywood knows the whole point of hiring Sean Bean is to kill him. You'd think audiences would have caught on by now.

Pretty sure the Craster wives are all about to get raped to death.

Its really fucking boring. I'll see if I can get Tonks to show her tits again to spice it up.

Remember waving?

Ygritte is Greg Ostertag
Varys is Chris Mullin
Beric Dondarrion is Scott Skiles
Lysa Arryn is ron Seikaly
Hodor is Gheorghe Muresan
Dany might as well be like Wayne Gretzky or something

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