I guess float on counts, if you don't count the horn intro.

In a similar vein, most Modest Mouse albums kick off with 2 of the best tracks on the album, I am currently debating between Moon and Antarctica's "3rd Planet" into "Gravity Rides Everything" and We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank's "March to the Sea" into "Dashboard." "March to the Sea" has the insane angry waltz…

HInt: "Red" is code for "Menstruation"

Its a little more complicated than that. Give us SOME credit.

Yeah, he's probably politically connected, but I think elected office is a  bridge too far.

HIs daddy murdered his whole flock? Ava/Raylan shot him? Johnny has been spying on him for over a season now? He got handcuffed to a tree right after hill people were about to murder him?

6 beers = they talk about starting a band
7 beers = silent death stares
8 beers = lets wrassle!

Roll Tide

Him:… No.

It's ok, Noah. You can rest assured I never once questioned your integrity.

The plural is actually Stevies Wonder.

@avclub-8a7e64a3f187804c9ee1dec13090b975:disqus If they love showers so much whats with the smell in here?

About half the episodes of King of the Hill are Hank the good American preaching common sense to the Liberal strawman of the week. I love that show, and it made fun of Liberals, all the goddamn time. Liz Lemon's liberalism was a constant source of jokes on 30 rock as well. I guess it was "fair and balanced" with Jack…

Strangers with Candy you say? Now I'm sold. That is still the gold standard for absurd humor for me.

I've been drinking and smoking and taking acting classes on the side since I was a teenager in the hopes that one day I can play the father of an actor older than I am.

That guyliner can fuck that lock necklace in the ass while his hair cut watches from the corner, masturbating and crying. I hate that little fuck so much. Sasha you can do better!

Maybe its different for a @avclub-08ae6a26b7cb089ea588e94aed36bd15:disqus , but my theology classes beg to differ vis-a-vis dogma fights.

I would like some "Last Resort" by Papa Roach. Man, it hurts to even type out that incredibly stupid name.

Who invited that thing? It's just up in the joint going fucking nuts. It's kind of amazing.

That's because Semi-charmed life is a great fucking song. I always do Anarchy in the UK and Love Shack if I get a willing girl.