Jeffrey Weinerslave

Dear Liz Lemon: While other women have bigger boobs than you, no other woman has as big a heart. When I saw you getting ready to go out and get nailed by a bunch of guys last night, I knew for sure it was over between us, and for the first time since the '86 World Series, I cried… I cried like a big, dumb homo. And if…

He says the words "thinking of" like a got dang genius right there.

Cougars is an excellent choice.

Damnit JOHNNY

Your second quote may be one of the best moments in the shows history.

The little kid with dynamite taped to his head will slay me forever. Also "I want to talk to you about NBC news. It's too sad."

This man speaks the truth. Although Floyd DeBarber and Carol Burnett are close. I put Chris Chros 3rd behind Carol and Wesley.

In no particular order:
Blind Date
Tracy Does Conan
Cougars
Cooter
The One with the Cast of Night Court
Generalissimo
Larry King
Lee Marvin vs. Derrick Jeter
I Heart Connecticut
Leap Day

You're doing well. Superman does good.

under-underground

The studio audience certainly wasn't feeling it. I most definitely was, however.

Sloths is an amazing sketch and that audience should be ashamed of itself.

Krissels.

I know that if I were a cop I would play by all of the rules and get pitiful results at best.

NIght man, sneaky and mean
spider inside my dreams 
I think I love you
You make me want to cry
You make me want to die
I love you I love you I love you nightman

They took you night man and you don't belong to them
They trapped me in a world of darkness without your sexy hands
and I miss you night man
so baaaaaaaaaaad

I'mmmmmmmm a friend of dorothy…

Theres Taylor, and Tyler…