Goddammit, Tom, those aren't 'man tears' and it isn't a 'one eyed trouser snake'!

No idea what this show is you're speaking of, but  boy do I like me some Walston, from My Fave Martian, to Damn Yankees to Billy Wilder (replacing Peter Sellers, no less!) to Popeye's daddy in the Altman film, he is never less than interesting, that's for sure!

Very cool! Didn't know you had one, but I will certainly check it out!

After I sold my first short film to television, I went on a famous talk show to promote it (by coincidence, this was during the writer's strike in the late 80's, so we got a LOT of air time)… My partner and I each received something like 350 dollars for our time, standard guest fee at that time…

"Man, I miss Fat Lee Adama.  :)"

Burt let us not forget the B5 did it first- There was a robot, and someone either mentioned dance or used those same letters in a different order, if I recall correctly…

I certainly agree that B5 feels like less of a TV show and more of something Mickey Rooney and the little Rascals might put on at a moment's notice to save the barn…

And this a woman who knows from where she speaketh

I'm sorry, when did Roddenberry ever say that?

I gently recommend Dirk Hereby's Coleridgetastic Hold the lettuce detect-a-stick Ad Agency less Doug Admadabbadoo*….

Some times I think girls only keep us around to open their D'Jarras when necessary…

Yeah, I use that in my storytelling class, week two. Good stuff.

Lucky happenstance or H.R. Puffenstuff , you be the judge!

Alurin, if you don't stop beating me to it, I'm a gonna beat you with it, I swear to fucking god!

I'm being followed by an Orb Shadow
Orb Shadow, Orb Shadow
Leapin' and hoppin' on an Orb Shadow
Orb Shadow, Orb Shadow…

I love Incredible Shrinking Man so much I wrote a song about it, 'vibrator' by devices—
Check it out! (if by some ungodly miracle you can even find it…)

What amuses me the most is that both Deen and whatever actress chosen would make many times what Lohan made for The Canyons… When I was working 250 a day was standard for the guys, and many times that for the ladies..

Of course the man's worried about protecting his name! These things can be ripped off so easily!

I enjoy these films because of their simplicity and their confidence that a good, simple story will be entertaining without a lot of bells and whistles.

I am not really at liberty to say how I know this, but suffice it to say (especially with Scientology's loosening power to intimidate) that this story (as well as Operation Clambake WILL make a fascinating documentary.