She was just setting her up - but was too stupid to pull it off.

I agree, it was hilarious. They can't keep garnering much shock value from the same thing, over and over again. 
Now, if he ripped off his head, kicked it over to Sookie, and starting drinking from the geyser of blood…it would still be funny, but definitely more interesting.

However, the long, serious looks Eric and Bill gave each other DID highlight the beautiful eye-liner job the makeup people did on Stephen Moyer. It's not even a maybe - it's Maybelline.

Harlequin indeed. All the episode needed was for Eric and/or Bill to come riding in on horses to rescue Sookie from the fire ring, as she rips the bodice of her sundress (she should have been wearing one) to give up her gash.

That line, along with Andy's, is the only reason this episode got the grade it did.

So, Eric using Roy's freshly-ripped out heart as if it was a Capri Sun got practically NO reaction from anyone there. No screaming in terror at something horrific occurring directly before your eyes, within less than 10 feet from where you are standing, and the possibility of it happening to YOU as well nothing more…

What channel? I have not heard of it.

It WAS cheesy, I will give it that. But honestly, there was no pleasure to be had from it, in the context of the rest of the show. It did not fit at all.

The "It's a Latin thing" was good. Antonia nabbed the best line of the night, though, when she was talking to Jesus and referred to Lafayette as "Your friend, the Moor". A brief spark of clever writing that highlights Antonia's medieval world view; I have to give credit, as a nerdy history buff, to whomever came up…

Yes, once again, I've been totally called out for my bullshit.
400+ pounds of lumpy, doughy flesh that has never been touched out of love or even morbid curiosity.

Sorry, I forgot it's not hip or cool anymore to enjoy things from Family Guy. Damn, can someone please make me a list??

So what if Pam is "gay"?? I'm gay, and I would do Eric right now, along with Pam, Sookie, Jessica, and what the hell, Lafayette, too. Bill can watch.

"LivingDeadGirls comments are simply atrocious…most of us would rejoice if you left."

"It appeared from the scene where Sookie read her thoughts that Debbie's motives were pure, but we've seen people fool Sookie before by masking their thoughts - the Newlins did it."

Anna Paquin DEFINITELY looked the hottest she ever has - on the show, and in anything else.

Sam turning into a bunny
An old shifter trick, guaranteed to get them laid, always.

It was nice to see her bra-less. Maybe that little scene will be featured on Peter Griffins' "Side Boob Hour".

*went* into the box
If only the real Taylor Swift would go into a box…

TJ, it WAS rather fitting that Taylor Swift when into the box, along with Twilight.

"And while I'll freely confess to never having used my ENORMOUS MEATROD TO RIP A FRESH, UNTOUCHED VAG IN TWAIN IN A BEASTLY DISPLAY MANTUDE"