Danny Boyle - starts his films amazingly well, usually poor at wrapping things up.

what about cancelling Deadwood?? Things were just getting cocksucking interesting.

more awsome than my spelling

"you were right about me Luke - tell your sister - you were right"

you've never seen a frame of The Wire? please hand in your AV Club Membership card on your way out the door.

I guess "My Name Is", "Role Model", "Kill You", "Marshall Mathers" and "Cleanin Out My Closet" just didn't have enough references to her.

bloo-urns

I've always preferred Blifty Blent

reason The Matrix sequels were so shit can be summed up in just one word:

My Hero = worst sitcom of all time

I watched the first episode of the Martin Clunes remake and was surprised that it wasn't awful. I tuned in for another episode (might have been the 3rd one) and I found it to be quite awful. So perhaps I was having some sort of fever dream the first time around. Just too many terrible supporting characters and…

Charles made Kevin the receptionist, and Stanley the guy who keeps tabs on everyone else. Both clearly show he is bad at his job.

spot on with the football critique. Charles just fuckin booted it at Jim's face and he ducked out of the way - its exactly what he SHOULD have done. Still - it WAS funny to see Phyllis get hit in the face.

Charles has so far shown really bad judgement. He specifically chose Kevin to be the replacement receptionist and made Stanley oversee everyone to make sure they weren't slacking. The worst possible people for those jobs - I think its clear that he actually isn't all that great. He's going to fuck up the whole…

and the fact that Kenny Fuckin Powers got to see his girl's boobies in the last fuckin episode - that was fuckin awesome.

True story. Anna Friel went to the 6th Form at my school. She would always act like a stuck up bitch just because she'd been on the telly (I forget in what) but she always acted like she was better than everyone else. I hated her. Still - if I were to see her today?? I'd be like "hey Anna, I went to the same…

as it happens I'm on the Seth Rogen Diet. I've got my personal trainer arranged, and in another 8 months time expect to see me light up the silver screen as AQUAMAN!!

McDonalds is the best food I've ever eaten, and I've eaten at lots of takeaways and stuff. I mean seriosuly have you ever tasted their McNuggets? The guy who invented them must be richer than a motherfucker.

"any unattractive fat dude, funny or not, who isn't famous is definitely going to be "Plan B,"

you need to watch The Boxer. Adam Carolla is great in it.