fair enough. Just as long as you understand that your usage is inferior to the mother tongue, we'll get along just fine.

I'm going for On The Beach and Rust Never Sleeps and my opinion is really the only one that matters. Sorry.

FAO Mr Phipps

YES! Carolla got it exactly right. Be nice and professional or stop wasting my fucking time. Why does stuff like this make me so annoyed?

the problem here are pretentious cunts who take what they do far too seriously. YOU PRETEND TO BE OTHER PEOPLE FOR MONEY YOU CUNTS YOU AREN'T INVENTING THE CURE FOR CANCER. They can all shit off. Billy Bob Cuntface will be first against the wall come the revolution.

you know why he's bitter? because he no longer gets to fuck the most beautiful woman on the planet. That would piss me off too.

in these situations, the radio presenter invariably stays ultra polite - but what this guy should have done is telly Billy Bob to get the fuck off his radio show if he's going to be such a dick. He's only on the fucking show BECAUSE he's famous actor Billy Bob Thornton - not because his music is any fucking good. …

don't bother it's shit

I saw it. The best bit was young Kirk shouting "yipee" when he gets off work early, then he goes home to build his own robot which he uses to rape Uhuru.

I'd sure like to "fringe" Keira Knightly

he was good in Reservoir Dogs, but that Lie To Me show was pretty shit. Even so - a cunt?? Seems a tad harsh.

sticky white love piss

I always get confused
between the terms spermicidal and homicidal. It has ruined my career as a Pharmacist-Detective.

vagina liner

You're crazy. Women don't "ejaculate".

man mess

but if eating jizz doesn't make you gay - why was I sucking off that bloke in the toilets last night? answer me that

wasn't Angela's sister the one in the last episode who she went to for help in a restaurant and then stole her umbrella? she was a pasty faced old bird with a wierd square chin just like Angela. I guessed it was her sister - question is: Peter reacted like he didn't know his mum had a sister. WTF is that all about?…

I thought they could just track people by hacking into every CCTV camera in America and have it connected to facial recognition technology. Thats what they did with that comic store gimp. Guess thats ludicrous plot device has been forgotten too.

Brass Eye
I see theres been some love for The Day Today - but Brass Eye needs some attention too.