I've got a scam going with a 12 inch plate

holy shit there are so many The Day Today moments. May I add:

"I have a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasle"

the one where Kramer is mistaken for a mentally challenged chap always makes me laugh

Shit. That line from Kyle - wondering how the fuck I was gonna live the rest of my life without my mom - just made me tear up like a big fucking girl.

Shit. That line from Kyle - wondering how the fuck I was gonna live the rest of my life without my mom - just made me tear up like a big fucking girl.

I think that wold be incest

you think I was concentrating on what the fucking application is called?

notes for my fellow pervs:

fuck it, I'd like to see a sequel. The rules are always: bigger, more action, more of everything. Might make the second film be actually, you know, good.

Chinatown? Dude it was New Zealand Town!!

only reason to watch this show: Keeley Hawes' tits

memo to Mr Puff Diddly:

as an englishman in New York (not String) I feel compelled to comment on this Atlantic TV divide. There is some good US comedy, but I definitely prefer British stuff, and own lots of box sets so I can watch Partridge scream "smell my cheese you mother" for the thousandth time. But I can honestly say that I've never…

Blackadder series 2, 3 and 4 are amongst the greatest British comedies ever made.

oh I love bottom. Big juicy bottom. Bouncy hairy I mean hairless bottom.
Rick Mayall and Ade Edmonson hitting each other with rubber frying pans however was much funnier when Vic & Bob did it.

Peep Show is great.

here we have the entire spectrum of modern British comedy in one sentence. My Hero - its not just enough to say that this programme is unfunny. It is a black hole sucking all joy and positive thoughts from your soul into its vortex of utter cunt shitness that leaves all viewers contemplating moving to America just…

the going over the top sequence in Blackadder Goes Forth is one of the greatest moments in television history. I can watch Blackadder all day every day for my entire life - but I have to ration that episode. The pain is just too great.

Brass Eye = awesome comedy