Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down, 
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Also, everyone has thorough weapons training, thanks to something I like to call mandatory army service, which tends to make for a more weapon-responsible society. So, yeah, really hard to compare to Israel on this one.

"You see, Stephen? Your logic eats itself."

I was thinking maybe the whole War for Independence may have also contributed to its existence? Using phrases like "ultimate fact" in a casual, everybody-knows-this kind of way, especially when discussing very complex topics, is pretty much begging to dumped on.

Continue inflating…The Nozzle.

"and you keep driving.. and you keep driving…"

That's the one - http://www.youtube.com/watc…
2:12 mark.
Still gets me every time

There is some high-pitched laughter from the audience right when he does that. Its like an "am i really seeing this??" kind of laugh, and I think is, at least subconsciously, what moved the skit into 'legend" status.

"Tiiiiiiiiime - is on my side…"
"why were you singing just now?"
"I wasn't singing - you were singing, then he was singing, but I wasn't singing…"

So where's Terminal Velocity and True Romance already? (btw, two movies where big G gets the holy hell kicked out of him by women one third his size.)

The sign for where the Rebel ships come in for landing: "X-wing X-ing"

There was definitely a "Jordan vs. Bird" game with a pretty sweet slam-dunk contest.
Yep - here it is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

I played the upside-down level of Wind-Up Knight against a mirror so it would appear right-side up. You may now address me as Hero Gezint.

Whoa, whoa, slow down, egghead!

Lamentably, no.

Malk?

Here's your freakin' sodee!

No "Enemy at the Gates"? I think Jude Law is jealous of Ron's man-crush on Ryan Gosling. I know I am. Wait, am I saying this out loud?

Sorry to hear that @avclub-e129a878f7b0e5aa9ac09e0282f64ea6:disqus  - this may be a decade or two too late, but if you're ever curious about anything Judaism-wise, feel free to drop a line.

Not if its pronounced /CHAH-nil/, with a gutteral /ch/ in the beginning (hebrew letter 'chet', aka, the 'throat-clearer'), which is a fairly typical orthodox jewish girls's name. I haven't seen the show so I can't say for sure.