so is IMHF a thing now, Mr. Gezint? Yes it is, Other Mr. Gezint.

"52 - most people forget about Rhode Island and Puerto Rico."

For the exception that proves the rule, see the little-seen-but-very-good "Bravo Two Zero" http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…
in which he is a good guy (unless you're an Iraqi soldier) who lives!

Poor Katerina Witt - definitely did not see that coming!

It's a little different this time. Usually he's a tough guy who gets killed. This time he's a weak guy who get embarrassed, but survives.

How the hell should I know?

Yama hama! - am I doing this right?

"I came here to be with my wife."
"I came here to sell paper."
"WHICH YOU CAN DO FROM THE ANNEX, JERK!"

For A made-for-History-Channel movie, The Lost Battalion was pretty great. Surrounded and cut-off, facing German flame-throwers, and being fired on by their own artillery - all in a days work in WWI, I guess.
Also - no Lt. Hellerman from Crimson Tide? "HATCH SECURE.. SIR!!!"

My biggest beef is that in my head I keep switching back and forth between DIS-qus and dis-QUS. Come on, brain, pick one!

"Can you juggle and crap?"
"Yes… and yes."

I didn't get that in The Last Boy Scout and I don't get it now.

I remember that. They are observing Dane Cook crossing the street and jokingly considering how convenient it would be if Dane Cook got hit by a car (although, who hasn't, really?) - then he just narrowly avoids getting hit.

Mr. Brooks, also very under-rated. The Demi Moore subplot is distracting, but all the scenes between Costner and his evil-conscience William Hurt are gold.

Speaking of, how has there not been a feature-length documentary about the world's first hand-held calculator? (stay with me here.) A marvel of modern engineering, the Curta calculator was the first device to do basic - and not-so-basic - arithmetic at previsously unheard of speed and accuracy that could literally be…

I liked the movie, but I made that exact complaint 3 minutes ago in the "Only God Forgives" article.

Drive was great, but I was a little disappointed by the small amount of actual driving that occurred. What I'm saying is, this movie better have more than 5 minutes of fighting non-forgiving in it, or else Ryan Gosling's publicist will receive a sternly worded letter from Mr. Gezint.

Thanks guys - this my most 'liked' post that isn't just a Simpsons quote - and my 78th most liked overall!

"With this tiny stick, I will create fire!" [flicks strike-anywhere match with thumb] [Gasp!] "He IS a wizard!"

Dude - that's Barricade Contest - i.e. the one i just posted about! He gets trapped in the elevator with a bomb made by the kid who lost, and uses the wires from the elevator switch box to heat the mercury as you described.