Not gonna lie…
…I geeked out a little bit when I heard Luke mention he was a Plants Vs. Zombies fan.

Huh…
…There seems to be a lack of love for BTTF 3 props there, aside from a few posters & a Hill Valley map. Shame, because I'd probably give my left arm to own Doc Brown's steampunk ice machine. Now there's a conversation starter!

Well…
Here's hoping the live episode isn't like The Drew Carey Show's live episodes, which were just Whose Line It Anyway? but with a framing device slapped on. Don't get me wrong, I liked WLIA, but I tuned in to see a fat guy & two idiots brew beer or whatever.

Count me in on the "In retrospect, they so f***ing should've used 'Dear God'" crowd.

So…
…Between Kurt being able to perform a kick via a full performance of "Single Ladies" & now Artie being able to be pushed in a wheelchair battering ram on the field, can we just assume Football in Glee is pretty much just Calvinball?

Best Moment of the Night:
Barney recalling his letter from the Postmaster General, imagined as an actual Civil War-era general. That totally needs to be dress code at the actual post office (beards included).

In my opinion, it was two great seasons, one cruddy season where he in prison/a coma the whole time, & then one final season which I guess was alright, although that could be because the show finally returned to its norms & ditched the previous season's ludicrous premise.

If we're talking primate-related products, let us not forget the glorious trio of cinematic masterpieces that were "Hail to The Chimp", "Apes-A-Poppin'", & "Christmas Ape". There was also "Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp", but I think we can all agree that it was just okay at best.

Can do! I'll bring the earplugs!

Honestly, the second I saw Aziz Ansari announce Kanye's finale, I thought "Geez, he should've hosted this show instead." The joke was a bit obvious, but he definitely knew how to sell it.

To be technical, Gabriel also got a Vanguard award that night (though whether you'd count that or not is up to you), so Gaga would've needed two awards, & "Bad Romance" would've needed two more to tie "Sledgehammer"'s 9 VMAs.

Oh. Sorry, then. Quite honestly, I just heard the opening, went "Ah f***, it's another cheesy ballad/slow number", then tuned the whole thing out. My bad. After the onslaught of hideously bland R&B/pop/rock ballads that topped the charts in the '90s (ever remember Timmy T? Trust me, you don't want to), my body has…

*…"& you thought everyone…"

"1) It was a firstie — comparing Gaga ("like a scary ho") to Madonna ("Like a Virgin," her performance on the 1st VMAs)."

No, but the "Tighten Up" they made is pretty sweet as well.

Not to mention an elitist music snob who actually starts things off with a comment going "wtf is like a scary ho lol". Yep, truly the model of sophistication & intelligence right there.

Jesus, you'd think by now Taylor would actually be THANKING Kanye. That one incident got her an assload of free publicity, loads of albums sales, & probably at least three songs worth of material.

The actual music videos? No, they weren't boring. The show? Oh yeah. Nice performances, but the whole thing was uneventful, especially with how much they friggin' hyped Taylor & Kanye's performances.

Well, if the videos you liked didn't win, of course you suddenly don't care about the awards.

"The humans? The planet does not need humans"