Madness
I still stand by my crazy theory that they should just hire Justin Timberlake to be a cast member of one season. Hell, just one skit with him alone will get more attention & laughs then everything those three will put forward.

"King of the Hill started out hysterical, and then became blander and blander as it became more a celebration of Hank Hill instead of a sly dig at his simplicity."

kjohnson: "…but mixed together, they all managed to make the show work."

KOTH Fan: By hillbilly, I believe you mean Lucky. I never really thought he was a bad character, but moreso the writers just had now idea how to handle him (at least early on). I mean, we see him for all of two minutes tops, in one episode, then next time - zing! - he's suddenly in a relationship with Luanne &…

If we're voting on KOTH showblockers, my vote goes to Hank. I love him for the first several season but - like most of the people on this list - he falls apart as the show goes on. From Season…I dunno, let's say Nine onward, he pretty much just transforms into a full-fledged Gary Stu. He's right about everything, he's…

"How is anyone who doesn't also have super-speed supposed to fight him? The main villain will probably have some kind of magic depowering gun to shoot the Flash with, then he'll have to use his brains to win. Fuck The Flash. "

If you're doing '90s Nicktoons, then hands down I would go with the Rocko's Modern Life episode "Wacky Delly". A perfect example of whacked-out '90s animation, plus a pre-Poochie (I believe) look/satire of the animation industry, plus a little debate as to what is & isn't considered art, plus an episode that showcases…

@ CHOMPS & others:

Just came back from a showing, & I must say that there's a slight touch of irony now to the Pixar vs. Ghibli discussions.

*WERE still some questions.

You pretty much said it all, my friend. At first I was annoyed there will still some questions, but then I also realized that a story as good as this should never truly end.

…I don't know if I got all of them or not, but that's what I could get from my DVR. I'm honestly not 100% sure it was "Cult", but that's what I made out.

End-Episode Baggage List:
Mom Still Does Laundry
Cubs Fan
Former Reality Star
Slept With Barney (x 3)
Parents Divorced
Was Breast-Fed Until Age 6
5 Gay Ex-Boyfriends
Dad Forgot Me At Gas Station
Addicted To Plastic Surgery
Elvis Is Alive
Still Thinks His Ska Band Is Going To Take Off
Cheating On Cult With Other Cult
Tri-Polar
Loves…

Random Observations
- While I love a good Sideshow Bob episode as much as everyone else (& tonight's was a good one indeed), The Simpsons sadly had the worst joke of the night in the form of Marge self-referentially joking how TV's Frasier has a similar voice. You could practically hear the forced wah-waaahhh…

@ Snarky: Nah, that's not the character Lynch plays on The Cleveland Show.

You hear that, ABC?
The shows people LIKE are the ones that get renewed, & the ones they DISLIKE are the ones that get cancelled. I know this may seem like a foreign concept to you, but I'll help you spell it out when I show up at your house one night with a chainsaw.

@ Arsenio:

A Letter to ABC
Dear Guy Who Cancelled Better Off Ted:

"I saw a prostitue punch/stab/murder a clown!!" (Or was it the other way around?)

MY INNER GEEK MUST CRY OUT…