Yep.

The autobiographical nature of the piece definitely makes me uncomfortable with how Summer is portrayed.  Apparently the only scene created out of whole cloth is the "closure on the park bench" toward the end, and it feels like the writer wanted Annie Hall style revision without the self-awareness to cop to the…

A controversial sex scene from the new Robocop film.

"But I did a good job… a gooooood job…"

There are a few attractive women living on the same floor as me, but because of my odd work schedule they've only ever seen me coming back from grocery shopping.  That is to say, I'm the weird pale guy in the bow tie with cat food under one arm and beer under the other.  Every single time.

Eat a banana.

Dean Devlin? Leverage Dean Devlin?

Return I will, to old Brazil.

I'm giving you a "no honk" guarantee.

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Donatello was the best ninja turtle in the NES game.  Dude had reach.

Spaghetti time.

Missed it by *that* much.

Mmmyes.

It could be worse.  He might want to play Illya Kuryakin.

Agreed.  That or Mr. Pencil from Mission Hill taking a belt of whiskey before murmuring, "We may begin".  Great for when combining booze with academics.

Do you want the cucumber bruised?

Woo!

Someone threw eggs at my group of friends (they missed), then sped away laughing like a goon.  For like thirty yards.  The distance to a red light.

Or gas.