Take it off!

My friend: we are of one mind on this subject.

My friend: we are of one mind on this subject.

I prefer to picture the job being done by a woman.  All sexy, with her hair in a severe bun…

I prefer to picture the job being done by a woman.  All sexy, with her hair in a severe bun…

Linguo… IS… dead.

Linguo… IS… dead.

I'll go just the same.

I'll go just the same.

Moth to a flame.

Moth to a flame.

"Barnes and Noble, Payless, Big Boy, Nordstrom's?"

"Barnes and Noble, Payless, Big Boy, Nordstrom's?"

Wow, when I spotted the thumbnail on the home page, I thought this was an article about the Cast in Bronze guy and his carillon.

Wow, when I spotted the thumbnail on the home page, I thought this was an article about the Cast in Bronze guy and his carillon.

While upper-class twit is definitely the best sketch of this bunch, I must place Mr. Hilter in strong second, in spite of (because of?) the lampshade crack.

While upper-class twit is definitely the best sketch of this bunch, I must place Mr. Hilter in strong second, in spite of (because of?) the lampshade crack.

I will.  I don't know the meaning of the word quit.  Or what good customer service entails.  Or how to tie a windsor knot.  I've wasted my life.

I will.  I don't know the meaning of the word quit.  Or what good customer service entails.  Or how to tie a windsor knot.  I've wasted my life.

It's called being an intrusive shitbag with the chipper attitude many waiters adopt because they think they'll get a bigger tip but in reality just makes me want to stab them with a fork even if I'm not in the middle of fighting with my dining partner and—-