It's called being an intrusive shitbag with the chipper attitude many waiters adopt because they think they'll get a bigger tip but in reality just makes me want to stab them with a fork even if I'm not in the middle of fighting with my dining partner and—-

The Cape!

The Cape!

You said there'd be beer.  And there was.  But now there isn't, so I'm leaving.

You said there'd be beer.  And there was.  But now there isn't, so I'm leaving.

Seriously, fuck that guy.

Seriously, fuck that guy.

I've had good results with ether.

I've had good results with ether.

Perhaps, if we count each beam of light that struck the retina as a single "watching"…

Perhaps, if we count each beam of light that struck the retina as a single "watching"…

It took me a long time after high school to realize how many of my instructors were drinking on the job.  It wasn't until I had to pretend sobriety in front of relatives or clients myself that the signs really clicked in my mind.

It took me a long time after high school to realize how many of my instructors were drinking on the job.  It wasn't until I had to pretend sobriety in front of relatives or clients myself that the signs really clicked in my mind.

Is practically joke.

Is practically joke.

Not to mention it's Sally coming unglued that inspires them in the first place.  Is Sally not a woman?

Not to mention it's Sally coming unglued that inspires them in the first place.  Is Sally not a woman?

Oh, they do… but they gotta pay for a ticket first.

Oh, they do… but they gotta pay for a ticket first.

GOODNIGHT!