Everytime I see the words "Damon Wayans Jr." it seems like an obscure Mr. Show joke.

It's like God making the grass purple, or putting toes on our ears.

>>>Theoretically, you could put someone pretty behind the camera.
Yeah, it's called "the Fox News Female Anchor Theory."

Hey he may be garden variety and inbred but … what was that third thing you said?

I always loved this show and these foulmouthed women of loose virtue.

Still better prose than VanDerWerff.

Man. This is really going to offend the latino community.

I saw Jemaine walking in Chinatown, NYC once. I tried to explain to him that my apartment was close to the FOTC one. He was confused. I asked if I could take a photo of him. He said "only if you're in it!" What an awesome dude.

Jesus Christ no. No no no.

I don't think I said he should. I don't care whether Chipolte gets its money back.

That's good, I'm fucking sick of hearing about her.

"Interrogates masculinity" and other such bullshit phrases should be outlawed outside of liberal arts graduate school programs.

You're really committed to this whole "young folks don't understand an honest bargain" narrative, aren't you?

I don't know. Sounds like the terms of the agreement weren't clear. Given that they're a giant fucking corporation, I'd put that on them.

Why would you hate to be that guy? That guy's a good guy to be! You should continue to be that guy!

Is the picture above representative? Because she still looks pretty hot in that photo to me.

Sounds like you knew exactly what to take away from it.

Non-joke answer: I think what he's trying to say (based on the small excerpt) is that they are sophomoric types who toss around collegiate terms like "imperalist" and "semiotics" to try to sound smart and enlightened, with none of the softening and leavening* that comes with age.

Welp, this is certainly your and my business.

That's not much of an argument. I'm not surprised because there's not much of an argument to be made. Yes there are lots of prostitutes. And??? There was also Martha Washington, Elektra, Casey in Ronin, Carrie in Dark Knight…