Lena: Ethel
Tall girl: Betty
Australian girl: Veronica
David Mamet's daughter: I dunno, Midge or some shit?

You're raggin' on The Razzies? Damn, you shifted the whole game! *They're* the raggers and they got ragged on! Shit next year someone'll be raggin' on the the AV Club for their raggin' the Razzie-raggin'!

"Burns Survives Brush With Shut-In"

While the East German—haha—"women" are shaving their backs 3,000 miles away, the Americans are heavy favorites.

It really he is. He's so talented. Too bad he's turned out to be such a colossal asshole.

Society?

Spoiler alert: Dad was married and left mom for her.

They had me at null.

If they can afford to send multiple journalists to file Sundance reports no one reads, they can and must do this.

I'm not sure if I follow. Verhoven's still around, so if you want a satire, why not hire him?

Now you're just trying to be hurtful. lol

Eggcellent. I really want an Egghead or Bookworm action figure. I was pretty excited to learn there's an 8-inch version coming later this year.

I was watching one last night that had liberace in this dual role. One was kind of an effeminate piano player and the other was his tough guy brother. The tough guy brother was blackmailing the piano player because the piano player had used a player-piano at an important ceremony. It had this great scene where…

I've been watching Batman 66. God it's so much better than I remembered. Really you should revisit it as adult and appreciate it for the inspired hippy-era pop art it really is. A favorite episode involved Egghead—played by Vincent Price—seizing control of the city because Bruce Wayne failed to deliver five raccoon…

It took TWO DAYS to download specs from Cleveland. Lost the account. *gunshot*

is fame? I actually feel like they whore themselves out for Tim and Eric and Patton more. Those are really middling talents that get WAY more attention than they deserve. But guess what? Life isn't a meritocracy.

Dammit you childlike fool! You've won me over with your wide-eyed wonder!

Cretins don't even know the basic elements of IP law! Why would you even befacebook such cretins?!?

I'm glad you've stopped trying. This is the right path for you.

By all accounts except Frank Miller's, Miller's original script fro Robocop 2 was not as good as the filmed version.