He's Amy Grant's husband.

What are they blurring out of the bottom of that pic (in the EW link)?

And if any of you try anything with my sister Smurfette, I'll take off my pants, I'll shave your smurf and I'm personally going to smurf you in the smurf.

I am skeptical that Garofolo said that about Stiller.

Carnegie Hall
Dick Around
I Wish I Looked A Little Better
… that's all I got.

That would be great, were it true.

What you want Grizzly Addams?

He drank it up!  … Sorry, confusing my corrupted antiheros.

They had Darwin on their money?  That's pretty cool.  Frankly I'm surprised Jesus isn't on all our money at this point.

That's a Sex Pistols reference, dummy.

Having seen the way decent but not great bands of my generation were venerated and then consecrated, I can conclude my ears were right all along:  Elvis, Led Zeppelin, The Doors and most other iconic rock acts always sucked.

Cannons are designed to hurt!

I don't care if it's true.  Just glad to see someone inflict any kind of embarrassment on this horrible enterprise.

Chicks diss my staff all the time.

Genuinely surprised to see Development Arrested isn't universally loved.  I thought it was great, and has a lot do with why fans have been demanding the show come back for so many years.

Yeah—in and out, real quick!

The one about Adrian Scholcraft, the NYPD officer who went all Serpico and then got locked up in the loony bin, is pretty amazing primary source audio.  I also loved the one where the guy talks about what happens when you max out all your credit cards, like the debt collector who calls him and leaves a message that…

Is it bad to wonder how Ira Glass fucks?  I don't say that to mock him, I genuinely wonder.  I imagine it's pretty listless and mechanical based on his voice.  But that's probably not fair to him, since he's obviously industrious and artistic.

But then the world would be out of things I know about!

On the contrary, prosecuting Kanye would be the most just thing they've done in recent years.