What did he do in that gap period between Malcom and Breaking?

"… and not make eye contact, right!"

It's like the grocery store being out of milk when you want to buy some milk.

"Fourth season of Harmontown"? 

The Manson comparison seems unfair, unless Dzhokhar left a great cache of pop songs in that boat.

>>"Garlin alternates these interviews with scenes of himself watching Little League games (less exciting than it sounds)"

It's not payola, it's that he's almost a celebrity and the AV Clubbers are a little starstruck.  It's kind of like their huge boner for Patton Oswalt.  Oswalt's not that great but he pays attention to them, so they return the favor. 

You just let two women in burkas walk by!

Jean-Ralphio would totally buy one of these …

He does seem pretty dumb.

Is "personality" the street name for herps?

Moore's got some shit bookending his career for sure.  But the stuff in the middle is better than anyone in mainstream comics did.  Moore's "results" will be in serious libraries for centuries.  The Before Watchmen hacks, however, not so much.  Because whatever journeyman pride they took towards their scab jobs…

Your premise is that neither intention nor result matter.  It's a silly premise, which is why your conclusion doesn't hold up.

Actually, I thought Moore always made a point of giving the money to the artists.

It's cheap and easy to suggest someone's point has no validity because of some personal inconsistency.  In this case I think the facts show that Moore consistently recycles work to reinvent it, to comment on it, to recombine it in some exciting way.  The corporate suits who recycle Moore's work, however, always seem…

This was just not a very good show from the pilot.  The prison population was overwhelmingly white, as was the focus.  Anyone who knows anything about prison know that it's disproportionately black and latino.

Believable?  The ex-girlfriend's sole trait seems to be her desire to bone. 

What a weird fuckin' life that chick's had.

"Between" is the only part of that sentence I question.

Have you ever even BEEN on a plane you piece of shit?