I have enough Disqus accounts that I could upvote your comment into double digits by myself.

So the short answer is, "Whatever we're watching".

Nothing this slime mold does will cost him his job. He brings in the angry views so they keep him on.

Eventually he's going to piss off the wrong person and get decked.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that. And that I'm not the only one who can think that without it being some weird perverse thing.

It took this long for some self-righteous fuck to point at a TV and scream "SOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!1" You're slowing down, Internet, we'd have had that within ten minutes back in my day.

0/10, troll tactic of "response = mad" is too common. I award you no point and may etc.

I bet you wow 'em at the watercooler with that kind of snappy repartee. How can you sit there and make shitty comments when you could be making the small bucks dying onstage at cheap comedy clubs? A talentless dim-bulb hack like you should be taking advantage of his mediocrity in all things! Go, go, for the good of…

My! It seems I've offended someone.

It's true - I ran afoul of an Eggplant Wizard and couldn't be changed back before… THEY… found me.

Assholes & Eggplants

14'59"99.

Go back to your corn; it's all we have here in Indiana.

Law of Unintended Consequences.

Nah, Disqus is just being slow. It's fun - you get to watch as your opinions seem to vanish into the ether!

"Everyday person" is code for "person who shares my prejudices and beliefs".

Offhand I'd say Neckbeardson has a much better grasp than the shameless pandering politicos.

Took this from a comment somewhere else: "The First Amendment only means the government can't take your freedom of speech from you. It doesn't mean you can't sell it to your employer."

Here's a breakdown: Stupid person on TV says stupid thing, gets shitcanned for it by employer, virulently-stupid person rushes to aid of previously-mentioned stupid person with virulently-stupid argument, we laugh at the stupid people.

Wow, a genuine shitposter! Usually this species of terrible, terrible person is confined by necessity to the lower, less intelligent parts of the Internet. It's a rare and amazing thing to see one migrate all the way to The A.V. Club!