Gayle is a deeply unpleasant person. She's funny, but if she were real you'd want to lock her in an attic or something.

The Flintstones is actually the post-global warming, post-genetic manipulation future of Earth - taking place below the world of The Jetsons.

That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!

Necrid. 'Nuff said.

Would you like a crying towel?

80s right-wing action movies worked because the message was secondary to the action.

However, if these Christian productions become even more ubiquitous, people will demand higher quality or stop going.

"One Million Moms", which is neither.

Left-turn-in-the-last-line gag. Niiiiice.

Just checked your history. OH, you are a real pip, aren't you? We're lucky we're just seeing your condescending college-kid jackass side here and not your unrepentant inhuman asshat side.

Letting The Asylum onto the list is unfair to other contenders. It'd be like letting Usain Bolt run in a high-school track meet.

It makes you vomit. So drink some and vomit today.

Not well-rounded, except their heads.

As I said above regarding the question of why there's no Sandler on this list: This year was Just. That. Bad.

"Man, reviews here suck so badly! That's why I'm making a lengthy comment on one complaining about it!"

That's how bad this year has been.

God's just been having a bad year. By next year he'll be either in Betty Ford or telling Buddha "por que no te callas"?

Ingratiation to the white folks what pay his way.

Consistency and little minds, you know.

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