@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus 
Really, Keaton's award was for Best Supporting Actress? No kidding. And you're actually going to quibble about Leads and Supporting, as if an Oscar wasn't an Oscar, or that Allen's writing and vision at its best isn't light-years ahead of Sandler's? Please.

Jesus, it's been running since '53. One of you pretentious twats go find a back issue and decide for yourself.

Jesus, it's been running since '53. One of you pretentious twats go find a back issue and decide for yourself.

Here we go now, touch and go.

Here we go now, touch and go.

Minus the talent for dialogue, artistic curiosity, ability to coax Oscar-winning performances from his leading ladies…

Minus the talent for dialogue, artistic curiosity, ability to coax Oscar-winning performances from his leading ladies…

Cracked was a Mad wannabe for fifty years until they got the website.

Cracked was a Mad wannabe for fifty years until they got the website.

You missed the best years. It was nowhere near as bad as Family Circus or USA Today.

You missed the best years. It was nowhere near as bad as Family Circus or USA Today.

It only spawned every form of comedy from Monty Python to SNL (in the good years). You missed out.

It only spawned every form of comedy from Monty Python to SNL (in the good years). You missed out.

Mad went downhill when Time-Warner bought it and they started running ads. The run from about '77 to '87 is untouchable, though.

Mad went downhill when Time-Warner bought it and they started running ads. The run from about '77 to '87 is untouchable, though.

Gee, Girard, isn't paying so much attention to me distracting you from being the moral guide to the rest of the planet? There's no way your regular career as best-selling self-help author and in-demand speechmaker can keep up with your obsession with my taste over fictional characters. Please stop following me, or I…

Gee, Girard, isn't paying so much attention to me distracting you from being the moral guide to the rest of the planet? There's no way your regular career as best-selling self-help author and in-demand speechmaker can keep up with your obsession with my taste over fictional characters. Please stop following me, or I…

I pretty much lost interest after She Don't Jelly; too much cutesy audience-bonding and Coyne in that dippy childish voice.

I pretty much lost interest after She Don't Jelly; too much cutesy audience-bonding and Coyne in that dippy childish voice.

@bakana42:disqus Thanks, I really don't need your advice on how to comport myself on a meaningless comment board. If I have strong opinions to vent about characters, I'll state them, and the conformist 'troll' censors can just fuck themselves. Yay, First Amendment!