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Nothing Compares To You was a Prince song, but that doesn't stop it from being Sinhead's signature tune.

No one is better off being raised by Courtney Love.

Because there are far more people that can name a single MCA song than a
Whitney Houston song ("I Will Always…um…")

Substitute was actually written by Townshend about girls always preferring the Stones to the Who, so it works..

And it only took you ten times! Way to go!

Why, to callously shit on them after missing  twenty years of solid albums?

It's going to sound like Dewey Cox's psychedelic recording session in Walk Hard.

Look! Having fashionable modern bands backing him has deaged Jagger's picture by fifty years! We're allowed to like him now!

Jackie Earle left his on a swing-set (see above reference).

Sweeney Todd was even particularly appetizing.  Excessively detailed-throat slashings and pies made from people- perfect holiday release!

What's the difference?

Ghost writers and Holocaust-era pianists don't have drugging and raping children either. Aren't labels wonderful?

But didn't at least one of them come out over seventy years ago? Christ, far more deserving of a retelling than yet another version of, say, Les Miserables.

The Dreyfuss affair has never gotten a big screen adaptation (the closest was a tv version starring, you guessed it, Richard Dreyfuss). This is a story deserving of Polanski's skills, whatever shallow comparisons are drawn between material and directors.

I forgot Hayley Atwell wasn't the aging star of 60's Disney movies. Now that would be interesting.

Wow, no kidding. Let me know how my 'Radioactive Rabbi' comic compilations are doing in the bookstore; a shipment should be arriving this week.

Bento Box. Mmmm…..

Ha. I wonder if that's on youtube.

Saw him as the opener for Tommy Chong in Vegas. Good night.

Would love to see God Bless in wide release. Its message just grows as the mountain of useless celebrities grows ever higher…