As a truck owner, thanks for reminding me that my friends are all bullshit.

Your updates on you dad really make me wish my dad lived close by so I could make him play Breath of the Wild and observe how he does.

I'll take this comment as a tacit admission that Donkey Kong Country has the best water levels.

I mostly agree, but I think that Rogue Squadron did a few escort missions very well.

This will mark me as some sort of ancient curmudgeon, but I hate the universal move to two analogue sticks. I think that video game controllers peaked with the N64, and in particular, I believe that first-person shooters reached their apex with Perfect Dark, a shooter I still play and the last one I ever enjoyed. I…

I love seeing a storm cloud off in the distance, figuring out the direction of the wind, and altering course to avoid the storm. The fact that such a thing is even possible in a video game is unreal to me.

I helped a friend upgrade to Windows 10 the day before it wasn't free anymore he completely trashed his operating system, and I wound up having to figure out how to write a powershell script so I could read his computer's product ID out of the registry since he had taken the sticker off of his laptop. That day I…

Uh, Inside the NBA on TNT?

My mom really did!

War of the World War Z.

I'm thinking about naming my son Brayden de Troyes.

The only Pict I'll ever trust is Brule the Spear Slayer.

As a public school teacher, I know I do my best to cover my classroom walls with posters where women's breasts are digitally altered to appear larger.

I just picked that trade up at a used book store, and after reading it, I support this message.

Hmm, I can't wait for the stiff, spikey pube I'm about to have.

I saw my first gray last week and you best believed yanked that bastard out.

The first Pokemon games came out before they were born.

I live in Nashville and it's been at our arthouse cinema for months. I need it to go away and free up screens.

The Patriot was filmed in my home town, so whenever I watch it, it's very jarring to recognize every single extra.

I had the same experiences with Donkey Kong 3 and Clu Clu Land.