One last first.

I feel like the Majora's Mask moon is about to smash into this place at any second.

Allow me to take this last night of disqus to hijack the thread and say, "DANNY AINGE WHAT ARE YOU DOING JFDKLS;FJDSLJLF;F;LLKFD"

As a drummer, I'd like to say that anyone who likes that gated snare sound that ruled the 80s is anathema.

You truly are an inspiration.

MY LAST FUCKING FIRST BEFORE THE CANCERAIDS TAKES US ALL

Okay, I Actually Am Billy Corgan, this is your last gimmick comment chance. Get one more in before the wire.

As someone actually from the South, I thought this was pretty obvious.

I think there definitely is, because I don't think that any number of youtube videos of people getting hit in the nuts will ever capture the lightning-in-a-bottle majesty of Jackass.

I was a fan of his Undercutter's Pizza prank as well.

No, I fucking don't want to risk that!

Two weeks ago, I went on a quality first date. We had a very nice conversation, lots of laughter, and I was really into her. However, immediately afterward, I went through a very unexpected job transition, life got crazy, and I never reached back out to her. It's been a full two weeks, and I'm kind of embarrassed…

Except, everything that GoldenEye did, Perfect Dark did better. Perfect Dark is the pinnacle of the FPS genre (I am not an old crackpot).

I'd just like to offer one muttered under my breath "damn…" for the young Christie Brinkley pictured above.

I like the Isao Tomita version better, myself.

You'd never know until you try!

As I've gotten older, my social circles have slowly started to shrink year-by-year, and I just don't know that many single women anymore. After having not gone on a date in close to three years, and largely content with the situation because I really enjoy my life otherwise, I decided, "I don't want to just be…

Dirk's still playing.

The Two-Face part was by far the coolest part. The least cool part was the subtitle "A Serious House on Serious Earth."

I did! I'm still missing fifteen shrines, but I have no idea where they are, and for some reason decided that I didn't want to use the shrine sensor, but really purely on my senses instead. I haven't played the new DLC, and I've decided that I'll wait until the new year, and then buy both together, and possibly look…