I definitely prefer the fan edit, The Heliocentric Worlds of Shrek, to the compromised theatrical version.

The thinking man's pop.

That's very possible. I've only ever seen the first Highlander.

He's a Spaniard.

I look forward to Underdog's photoshops.

It wast a terrible nickname to begin with, so hopefully this means that no one is allowed to call him The Big Aristotle again from here on out.

But with a time machine, you could go back with a stack of hundred dollar bills, buy everything he's got, keep the ones you like best, and put the rest up on eBay for a crazy profit!

If you only had a time machine.

He really was on the next level. I'm not sure who else I'd even put up there with him. Barry Windsor-Smith, probably, and also Joe Kubert.

I did the same thing two years ago, and I bought a couple pieces from him that were criminally under-priced. He was an absolute master. This one hurts.

I see you've played NES Back to the Future.

The other half of my username dooms me to view all of life strictly through the lens of so-called "low culture."

Does anyone really want their movie theatre to innovate? I feel like they figured out that whole projection thing a few decades ago, and my experience is pretty much what I want it to be.

Or a much more mundane version of the technovirus from Snow Crash.

You say that, but I've never gotten past level four of Battletoads vs. Double Dragon, and I've only gotten past level three a couple times. Maybe I'm just bad, though.

Holy shit.

Strongly agreed. I'm not a Geoff Johns fan, but I loved his JSA.

I've long wanted this too, and it really hurts me that Rutger Hauer is too old to play Hawkman.

The 80s Justice League shot as a mockumentary in the style of Spinal Tap. The film follows a hapless Maxwell Lord as the only sane man, trying to put the team together.

Heroes of Lallor or get the fuck out.