No, but only because I'm lobbying to cast Jon Hamm as Jack Tenrec in my imaginary feature film version of Xenozoic Tales/Cadillacs and Dinosaurs.

Having fixed bugs in some really, heinously shitty Visual Basic right after college, that strikes me as beyond plausible.

You can always go with a vertical screen orientation.

That dog was originally from Microsoft Bob, the most absurd of all operating systems.

As a software developer whose only ever developed for windows, I feel like future generations will view as being on the wrong side of history.

I still have the floppy disks for Tie Fighter. I've moved a million times, and I have no idea why I'm still hanging on to them.

Really? Hazy memories, I guess.

As I recall, Skyward Sword had a day 1 patch to fix a game-breaking bug, and I think Nintendo always makes you update firmware to download a patch.

My wii is still constantly hooked up to my TV. After hacking, it became my go-to emulation machine.

I do wish that the throwing spears could withstand more than one throw, though. Throwing them is really fun, and I wish I got more bang for my buck.

I've been having a ton of fun with this game. I still haven't even gotten to the first Divine Beast, because I've mostly been exploring, but I'll probably start advancing the main story more as I've gotten to a Sheikah Tower jutting out of a pond, surrounded by electric wizzrobes and shock arrow firing Lizalfos, and…

It picks up once you get to the first dungeon.

Thirty-eight… simulated.

Oh shoot, it's a newswire I can actually comment on!

So THAT'S the root of my recent problems!

It's at least interesting. I was glad I saw it even if I didn't love it.

I'd upvote you, but I can't anymore.

As someone without cable, I'm so glad nobody made a decision this week to completely fuck up the Newswire commenting system. I'm doing a great job staying abreast of everything thanks to you guys!

Not yet. I've got a favorite horse that I can never decide if I want to ride or not. Not only is her coat gorgeous, but she successfully carried me through that crazy central Hyrule ruinous area with all the guardians around the Sheikah Tower. without either of us dying. If she dies underneath me, I might delete…

Please tell me you have video evidence.