I like it, too. I guess it's just you… and I.

No love for Werner and Klause? Reading this review was a Sisyphus-like task.

If Refn does a McCarthy, It would have to be Child of God.  I want to see how he films corpse fornication. Bathed in a light of some color, I imagine. 
Franco better not have totally botched it.  Love that book.

I'm jerking off to the thought of you doing that.  One man's floor…

The 5 most important things I wanted from the finale.

I'm pretty sure Holly is a digital baby played by Andy Serkis.  I see no other explanation.  Mama… precious!

Shut! Shut! Shut! Shut! Shut! Shut up! Shut up!

Oh, ok.  I thought that you thought that it was the real D.E.A., that all of television, movies, comic books, webisodes and so on were actually documentaries.  My mistake.

That's not the real D.E.A.

I gave up a few seasons ago, but I still read the reviews.  Part of the reason is to find out what's happening on the series, but it's mostly to share in the joy of hating this thing.  It's so fun to hate.  When you're not actually watching it, it seems even more inane.

Ba gwai lo!

I'm only slightly excited.  (Am I the first one the use that?)

One day, a movie will crack a B-.  One day.

The Informant! Yes!

You mean, Battlestar galactic style sexual intercourse?

Barry Lyndon is a sci-fi movie about a terrifying irish alien invading proper English society.  My Barry Lyndon tattoo itched when I read your comment.

I'm trying not to be the guy who hates anything with action and big budget special effects, but after hating Dark Knight Rises and Star Trek 2,  not bothering to even see Oblivian, Wolverine 2, Man of Steel or Iron Man 3, and now reading this review, I think i'm on the precipice.  I'll just wait for the next Abbas…

Or, orange is the new purple?

Start wearing prison grey, wearing prison grey.

I miss my mercury mistress.