I wouldn't mind getting her on my mattress, man.

Or give it a name that is an entire public-domain novel.

At the risk of leaving a comment that contains no snark, I must say that the first cut from black and white to color is pretty fucking jarring.  I can't name many music videos that contain that kind of incredibly simple, visual gut-punch moment.  That's all, resume snark.

Pho is funnier than Dim Sum.

Could be worse.  Could be Jaimie Foxx in stupid makeup playing a character named 'Electro'.  That would be insane!

That's how it was written.  Drive, on a coffee shop napkin.  Only God Forgives, on a Pho joint napkin.

His next movie is going to consist of 88 minutes of footage of children being fed into an industrial plastic shredder.  It will be gorgeously lit, though. C-

Miracle At St. Anna?

The Limits Of Control?

I can't wait to be disappointed by this movie.  How's about a deeply disappointing double feature with Inland Empire?  Or, what else?

Don makes it to the Dark Tower's top floor.  Cut to Don, in a bar, trying to convince an old black waiter to switch from Old Gold to Lucky Strike.  We all realize we wasted years reading these stupid books… Show! I mean… watching this show.

I hate when people describe movies a *this meets that.*  That being said, Dexter, have you met Mildred Pierce and the bullies from Spider-man?  Those bullies were absurd.  Popular dudes who make overt references to sexually assaulting their classmates, and have no qualms about punching girls in the face behind the…

I whip out my nikon and take photos photos of the tv when she disrobes on the show, so who am I to judge?

This movie sounds like a perfect storm of shit.  Much like 'The Perfect Storm'.

PhyllisStabbs656 is a handle i just made up.  It is meaningless, but I wanted to fit in.

PhyllisStabbs656 is a handle i just made up.  It is meaningless, but I wanted to fit in.

I keep thinking the main character's name is Frank Grimes, and that what he is feeling is resentment toward a slovenly co-worker.  [annoyed grunt]

I keep thinking the main character's name is Frank Grimes, and that what he is feeling is resentment toward a slovenly co-worker.  [annoyed grunt]

There must me a historical murderess or literary female character we haven't referenced yet. Estelle Costanza?

There must me a historical murderess or literary female character we haven't referenced yet. Estelle Costanza?