I can't not see Ben Savage as a 12 year old. It's just not happening.

My SRIV character had pitch black skin, the skull facial tattoo, red eyes, a huge beak-like hooked nose with complementary chin, one of the female punk-type hairstyles colored bright orange, and the Nolan North voice pitch shifted down a few tones. And it was good.

I am glad to hear that!

Jesus, Etc through I'm the Man Who Loves You is basically the middle third of the album, and definitely my favorite third, and Heavy Metal Drummer is the third of those four songs.

He should have called it Netroid or maybe Metraid.

It'll be some time before I get a PS4, and my Vita performs so admirably as a paperweight that I won't be playing this for a while.

Oldman yelled at the cloud

Some ads pay by impression, not click through. I don't know if that's true of the ads on AV Club or not, though.

Big glasses, at the very least.

Trying to fit the theater-provided 3D glasses over my own glasses tends to be a logistical nightmare, for me at least.

FAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS … Dodge Colt Vista?

On more than one occasion I've had to stop and tell myself "No. Those things cannot possibly taste good. Why would you even consider it?" Not out loud, thankfully.

My contacts destroy my near vision. I don't wear them too frequently, but when I do even trying to use my phone can be a real pain in the ass.

Contacts are much less likely to fall off when you get all sweaty working in the garage, and they don't get in the way if you get stupid and decide to attend the 3D showing of a movie.

In high school we weren't allowed off-campus lunch, so in addition to a couple cafeteria options there was a pizza and junk food window outside of the cafeteria proper. Most days was the square pizza, which was inoffensive, but every now and then they had wedge pizza, which resembled pizza exclusively in appearance.

Only mentioned as a reason why the cookie wasn't good enough, though.

You misspelled "fucking hilarious" there.

COLON BLOW!

She wants to fuck you, too.

Motherlover?